Paul Ryan Confirms Your Worst Fears About DOMA Decision, Marriage Equality SHARE: Tweet Either the defenders of whatever the hell “traditional marriage” is were right that federally recognized equality for gay and lesbian couples will lead to all kinds of polygamy, polyamory and bestiality, or this is just Rep. Paul Ryan’s social media director being like, “Oh, dude, kiss that fish, we’ll totes get like so many followers.” Either way, eyes closed? Nailed it. via @PRyan SEE ALSO: • The Best New Yorker Cover In History • President Obama Calls Prop 8 Plaintiffs … Live on MSNBC • Watch 83-Year-Old Plaintiff Explain What Marriage Equality Means MOST RECENT BY Slade Sohmer:The New White House Christmas CardSmokin' Teaser: House of Cards to Return on Valentine's Day 2014Ellsbury Dough Boy Was Kinda Easy, Eh? Slade Sohmer Slade Sohmer is editor-in-chief of HyperVocal and co-host of SiriusXM's daily "Politics Powered By Twitter" program. Tweet him at @SladeHV.