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Former NASA Official Found Dead in Thailand With Rope Tied Around His Genitals

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Brett Rosner

By Brett Rosner
May 30, 2013 at 8:54 am



He once had a hand in helping man set foot on the moon. In the other hand, he was tying a rope around his junk for kicks.

A former NASA official was found dead in Thailand, believed to be caused by everyone’s favorite game, autoerotique asphyxiation.

Investigators said Paul Milford Muller was dead at least three days before they found him. They said he had a rope tied around his genitals and waist, and another rope around his neck, hanging from a bedroom doorknob.

Sound familiar? Google David Carradine.

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Crystal methamphetamine and several sex toys were also found in Muller’s room. There were no signs the 76-year-old had been assaulted.

Did I mention he was an author? Can you guess what kind of book he just recently published? Yep, an “erotic thriller.” It’s title? Suicide Inc. Eerie.

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In his earlier days, Muller was a navigator for NASA’s Apollo program. Yes, he did accomplish many great things that helped advanced mankind and blah blah blah — BUT HE WAS FOUND WITH A ROPE AROUND HIS WEENIE!

No judgment. Went out the way he liked it. May he rest in peace.

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