A Chicago-area mother is seeking $50,000 from the McDonald’s legal war chest in a lawsuit that alleges her two-year-old son ate a used condom he found in the playground area, according to CBS Chicago.
C’mon, Chicago, it’s cool to turn Ronald on, but don’t let him finish.
Either someone took the “ball pit” too literally and discarded their Shamrock Shake on the floor or there’s a fraudulent set-up going down.
Anishi Spencer filed the suit Wednesday in Cook County Circuit Court on behalf of herself and her young sons, Jacquel and Jonathan Hines.
Jonathan, then 3, and Jacquel, 2, were visiting the restaurant at 5733 S. Kedzie Ave. on Feb. 4, 2012, when they allegedly found the used condom on the play area floor, Spencer claims in the suit.
The mother claims Jacquel later coughed up a piece of the condom, the suit says. Both toddlers had to receive medical treatment because of the incident.
But what’s the calorie count? And was it McRibbed? Far be it from us to accuse Ms. Spencer of cooking this up — hey, you can never discount how erotic a Chicago-area McDonald’s can be — but it’s hard to imagine the perfect confluence of events that would lead to a small child to find the discarded prophylactic and then eating it without proper supervision.
It’s one thing to take pictures of yourself molesting Ronald McDonald for the lulz. Feel free to tease him, to gently stroke his impressive physique, even to mount him in public. But don’t let him finish. That’s too far.