Man Drives Into Pizza Shop, Orders

A man drove his car into a Lincoln, Nebraska, pizza shop … then promptly ordered a pizza before he was taken to a local hospital.

Not bad. Not bad at all. But this dude missed a great opportunity to break out Phil Conners’ “Too early for flapjacks?” routine.

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