LeBron James Narrowly Avoids Being Decapitated During Heat Victory Parade SHARE: Tweet Whoever planned this Miami Heat parade route doesn’t like tall people. Just for a second, imagine a world in which LeBron James doesn’t duck. It’s moving too slow to kill him, but man that could’ve stopped the world. Follow @SladeHV on Twitter here. Not one. Not two. But three overpasses! Crazy. Craisins. Elias Sports Bureau might note this would have been the first decapitation of an active professional athlete since Steve Olin during that fateful boating accident killed Olin and teammate Tim Crews in March 1993. LeBron is posting POV videos from the parade here. SEE ALSO: • LeBron James Plays Chest-Pass Catch With Miami Heat Fan • LeBron James Tackles Fan Who Drained $75,000 Half-Court Shot [via USA Today FTW] MOST RECENT BY Slade Sohmer:Rebecca Black Continues Naming Days of the Week, Releases ‘Saturday’Uh Oh, SpaghettiOs! A Pearl Harbor Tweet That Will Live In InfamyThanks, Obama: World Cup Draw Could Not Have Gone Worse For USA Slade Sohmer Slade Sohmer is editor-in-chief of HyperVocal and co-host of SiriusXM's daily "Politics Powered By Twitter" program. Tweet him at @SladeHV.