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LeBron James Narrowly Avoids Being Decapitated During Heat Victory Parade

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Slade Sohmer

By Slade Sohmer
June 24, 2013 at 4:22 pm



Whoever planned this Miami Heat parade route doesn’t like tall people.

Just for a second, imagine a world in which LeBron James doesn’t duck. It’s moving too slow to kill him, but man that could’ve stopped the world.

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Not one. Not two. But three overpasses! Crazy. Craisins.

Elias Sports Bureau might note this would have been the first decapitation of an active professional athlete since Steve Olin during that fateful boating accident killed Olin and teammate Tim Crews in March 1993.

LeBron is posting POV videos from the parade here.

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[via USA Today FTW]
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