Proof That You Idiots Have the Lance Armstrong Story All Wrong Lance Armstrong is only guilty of really tying the room together. via HV Canada’s Jon Chisholm Ahh, bless you, CBC. Now throw those things on eBay already. SEE ALSO: • Lance Armstrong to Admit Doping Scheme to Oprah in TV Interview • Lance Armstrong Stripped of 7 Tour de France Titles • 38 People Who Had a Much Worse 2012 Than You Did • What Lance Should Say After Being Stripped of Tour de France Titles </noscript> Slade Sohmer Slade Sohmer is editor-in-chief of HyperVocal and co-host of SiriusXM's daily "Politics Powered By Twitter" program. Tweet him at @SladeHV.