Proof That You Idiots Have the Lance Armstrong Story All Wrong SHARE: Tweet Lance Armstrong is only guilty of really tying the room together. via HV Canada’s Jon Chisholm Ahh, bless you, CBC. Now throw those things on eBay already. SEE ALSO: • Lance Armstrong to Admit Doping Scheme to Oprah in TV Interview • Lance Armstrong Stripped of 7 Tour de France Titles • 38 People Who Had a Much Worse 2012 Than You Did • What Lance Should Say After Being Stripped of Tour de France Titles MOST RECENT BY Slade Sohmer:Thanks, Obama: World Cup Draw Could Not Have Gone Worse For USAShirtless Germans Know How to Videobomb20 BestWorst Local News Moments In 2013: Cheeky Monkeys, Cat Interviews & More Slade Sohmer Slade Sohmer is editor-in-chief of HyperVocal and co-host of SiriusXM's daily "Politics Powered By Twitter" program. Tweet him at @SladeHV.