As Supreme Leader of North Korea, Kim Jong-un must take great care to ensure that his country is prepared in case it follows through on its escalating military threats. As the country continues to threaten nuclear action against its neighbors and the west, now is the time to thoroughly audit his military, and that’s just what we caught him doing in the photos below.
Kim Jong-un inspects his secret weapon, sharks with frickin’ laser beams attached to their heads.
Kim Jong-un inspects the latest shipment of military grade camouflage.
Kim Jong-un runs his soldiers through grueling evacuation drills.
Kim Jong-un examines the military-grade chamber where they make Captain North Koreas.
Kim Jong-un scrutinizes the state-of-the-art water torture chambers.
Kim Jong-un prepares his troops for the terrain they’ll encounter in battle.
Kim Jong-un prepares his best Bob Hope routine to entertain the troops.
Kim Jong-un tell his advisors this is where they’ll defeat their enemies in Horse, like Dennis Rodman.
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