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Dumb Kid Steals Woman’s Phone, Posts Stoned Selfie to Her Facebook

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By HVnews on March 9, 2013


Here’s the plan, sport.

1. Steal a woman’s phone
2. Post a pic of yourself getting high
3. To HER Facebook page
4. ???
5. Profit? Nah.

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DCPI/New York Post

Despite going with a way-too-straight headline, the Post has a few more details on what went down with this phone-snatching genius.

Police say the perp robbed the 27-year-old victim’s phone on March 2 near East Tremont Avenue and the Grand Concourse at around 3:00 a.m. before running off.

Not long after, the victim noticed a photo of the man who robbed her taking a huge hit of weed on her Facebook wall and alerted the authorities. Cops said the victim’s phone was linked with her Facebook account to automatically post photos.

Even more than loving the idea of the victim logging into her Facebook account and seeing that pic appear on her timeline, how awesome is the thought of the victim’s friends scrolling through their feeds and seeing that she posted a sincere pic of some dumb kid tokin’ the reefer?

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