Chances are you’ve seen Jesus Christ appear in a grilled cheese or a utility pole. That’s lame. But a man in Ohio claiming he saw the image of Christ in bird poop splattered his windshield? That’s novel. Sadly, this is not the first time Jesus’ appearance has been in the shitter and other crappy places.
Cat’s Anus (In The Bellybutton Of An Unfortunate Tattoo)
Someone should tell that cat to wipe its ass.