Bird Poop Christ? All The Crappy Places Jesus Has Been Spotted SHARE: Tweet </noscript> Chances are you’ve seen Jesus Christ appear in a grilled cheese or a utility pole. That’s lame. But a man in Ohio claiming he saw the image of Christ in bird poop splattered his windshield? That’s novel. Sadly, this is not the first time Jesus’ appearance has been in the shitter and other crappy places. Bird Droppings (NewsNet5) Dog’s Anus (HyperVocal) Follow Us Bathroom Door (Telegraph) Bathroom Wall (Anorak) Toilet (YouTube) Bathroom Tile (YouTube) SEE ALSO: • ‘F*&k Me in the A$$ Because I Love Jesus’ Is a Song That Exists • 14 Pictures That Prove Judas Was the Creepiest Dude in History Drainpipe (Typepad) Mold (Examiner) Cat’s Anus (In The Bellybutton Of An Unfortunate Tattoo) (HolyPants) Someone should tell that cat to wipe its ass. Follow Us