Vaccine Queen Jenny McCarthy’s new New Year’s Eve tradition of kissing an unsuspecting stranger in uniform may have negative consequences.
Last year it was a New York City cop; this year, a sailor, who may have heard the “any port in a storm” cliché one too many times. After a terrific on-screen kiss in Times Square as part of ABC’s “Dick Clark’s Rockin’ New Year’s Eve,” McCarthy interviewed her single loverboy, who had some major red stuff all over his top lip. Lipstick smudges? Chapstick residue? Love bumps?
What’s the deal? Was that a HUGE herpes sore? Twitter thinks so.
So Jenny McCarthy don’t see the Type A Herpes on that Navy Guy’s lip?
— Charlamagne Tha God (@cthagod) January 1, 2013
Happy New Year’s Jenny McCarthy.Hope you enjoy herpes.
— Guy Endore-Kaiser (@GuyEndoreKaiser) January 1, 2013
So the sailor Jenny McCarthy kissed clearly had herpes on his lip. Big question: is Jenny McCarthy so dirty it was from that kiss?
— Brian Bennett (@Mrbjbennett) January 1, 2013
Either Jenny McCarthy picked a sailor with Herpes, or she has such a severe case of Herpes that his sore already manifested & matasticized.
— Mike L. (@mikey9thousand) January 1, 2013
Good to see Jenny McCarthy believes vaccines cause autism but obviously doesn’t care about herpes
— Taco B.M. Monster (@hipsterboner) January 1, 2013
How bad is the fiscal cliff deal?Jenny McCarthy did a BETTER job last night than Congress did, and she probably has herpes this morning.
— Tai Fung (@tai_fung) January 1, 2013
Is the sailor with Herpes who kissed the autism broad trending yet? #happy2013
— Slade Sohmer (@SladeHV) January 1, 2013
Finally, a voice of reason stepped in. Maybe.
The guy Jenny McCarthy kissed didn’t have herpes you idiots, it was her lipstick
— Clueless-Celeste (@Celestarfish) January 1, 2013
More importantly, who are the people who actually go to Times Square?