Goat Runs Wild in Brooklyn After Escaping From Slaughterhouse “First, me, I was like, ‘Oh snap, a goat.’” First a zebra runs wild in Staten Island, now it’s a goat in Baaad-Stuy. A Brooklyn hospital worker named Seydou grabbed a rope and attempted to lasso the disoriented goat as it freaked out in the parking lot across from the Interfaith Medical Center at 1 am early Thursday, ABC7 reported. The goat, which had been tagged, escaped from a slaughterhouse. It was then turned over to animal control. No word on its fate yet. SEE ALSO: • This Dope Beatboxing Goat is the Original Kid Cudi • Hyperactive Baby Dwarf Goat Is Really Hard to Play With Slade Sohmer Slade Sohmer is editor-in-chief of HyperVocal and co-host of SiriusXM's daily "Politics Powered By Twitter" program. Tweet him at @SladeHV.