Tattoo My Face Maybe ♫ Hey, I just met you And this is crazy But here’s my number Tattoo my face maybe ♫ Follow Us Ahh, the age-old story: Boy meets girl in chatroom. Girl likes boy. Boy asks if he can tattoo her face. Girl agrees. Boy tattoos her face with his name across both her cheeks in five-inch-tall Gothic letters. What a love story. </noscript> “It’s a symbol of our eternal devotion. I’d like him to tattoo every inch of my body,” Lesya said of her now-fiancé Rouslan Toumaniantz. Facebook SEE ALSO: • WTF: Watch This Mother Force Her Screaming Son to Get a Tattoo • Czechs, Elect Face-Tattoo’d Vladimir Franz President (UPDATE: NOPE)