Durex’s New Fundawear Wants to Revolutionize Long-Distance Lovin’ SHARE: Tweet Durex is experimenting with a new product called Fundawear that will either revolutionize the long-distance relationship or leave both parties completely unsatisfied. Ever wanted to have a three-way with an iPhone? Away we go … Fundawear is nothing new, per se. The word “teledildonics,” coined back in 1975 by Ted Nelson in his Computer Lib/Dream Machines, describes erotic sex toys controlled by or through computers. We’ve discussed concepts like RealTouch and LovePalz on these pages before. But this new product does seem easier, and sexier, and less intrusive, and it provides more user control. • SEE ALSO: Your Word of the Day: Teledildonics Here’s the promotional video Durex Australia is rolling out now: Of course, you probably don’t even need a partner for this. While Fundawear is billing itself as “the future of foreplay” and “touch over the Internet,” this could very easily turn into a product for solo use for any man or woman with an active imagination and an imaginary partner. Go to town. Also, is this the future for how webcam models will do business? But here’s how this product will probably work in reality: Want to get involved in the testing stage? Check out Durex’s Facebook. SEE ALSO: • Gary Busey Teaches You How to Turn an Inner Tube Into a Sex Toy • New Toy Lets Long-Distance Couples Simulate Sex MOST RECENT BY Slade Sohmer:Sonic Apologizes For Saying Kansas City Chiefs Will ‘Scalp the Redskins’That Lion-Eagles Whiteout Produced Some Truly Majestic Football Photos Full Video of Protesters In Kiev Toppling, Decapitating Lenin Statue Slade Sohmer Slade Sohmer is editor-in-chief of HyperVocal and co-host of SiriusXM's daily "Politics Powered By Twitter" program. Tweet him at @SladeHV.