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Even Your Crappy Roommate Would Never Drunkenly Fry Your Hamster

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Slade Sohmer


By Slade Sohmer on March 8, 2013


You hate your roommate. He never cleans the dishes in the sink. She never picks up her clothes off the living room floor. He takes too long in the shower. She’s always inviting over gabby friends who overstay their welcome.

Forget all that. Because your worst roommate, like, ever never got so drunk that he fried your hamster in a “drunken moment of madness.”

drunken rat fry

When told of what he did, post-drunken stupor, 21-year-old James White asked, “What, I f***ing fried it? I fried it?” Yup, you did.

Sick story, sure, but here’s the best part, via The Sun:

He told police his name was “1, 2, 3, 4”, Mr Brown said.

Terrific moniker. Now who does Numbers 1, 2, 3, 4 work for?

As part of the deal, White is not legally allowed to have pets for eight years, and he will do 120 hours of unpaid work and pay £1,000 costs.

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