Budweiser's ‘Buddy Cup’ Syncs Toast to Facebook (Not Bang With Friends?) SHARE: Tweet “When two people toast with their cups, they become friends.” Technology. Sometimes it connects us in all the right ways. Sometimes it’s a most unnecessary gimmick. Take the Buddy Cup, for example: Budweiser Brazil just launched this program, which equips cups with Facebook technology and allows anyone who performs a routine “Cheers!” to automatically become social network friends. “That makes my life infinitely more meaningful,” said only that one creep who still faps to Facebook photos. Why Facebook? When you’re in a bar, and you’re getting toasty with strangers, do you really want to wake up the next day and be Facebook friends with them? Wouldn’t you rather this synced to Bang With Friends, or it automatically exchanges that covert sex email your significant other doesn’t know about, or favorites that person on Grindr? Do that, we’ll talk. SEE ALSO: • Throw This Man a Beer. Nooooo! • ‘Marry, F*ck, Kill’ With Gay-Hookup App King Joel Simkhai MOST RECENT BY Slade Sohmer:Thanks, Obama: World Cup Draw Could Not Have Gone Worse For USAShirtless Germans Know How to Videobomb20 BestWorst Local News Moments In 2013: Cheeky Monkeys, Cat Interviews & More Slade Sohmer Slade Sohmer is editor-in-chief of HyperVocal and co-host of SiriusXM's daily "Politics Powered By Twitter" program. Tweet him at @SladeHV.