“Spread your legs, you’re gonna be frisked.” –Actual Biden quote
On Election Day 2012, a pool reporter asked Vice President Joe Biden if this would be the last time he voted for himself. “No, I don’t think so,” Biden told the reporter. Biden, it seems, will run for president in 2016.
We can’t let him. Nope. No chance.
After Biden’s duties as vice president end in January 2017, we need him on TV, miked up, with or without his consent. At Thursday’s Senate swearing-in ceremony, Biden KILLED it as he worked the room. He told a female senator to spread ’em. He stroked an old lady’s face. He offered to one senator’s relatives, “If you need any help with your pecs, let me know.”
Only one problem: What’s the name of this show to be called?
UPDATE: There is now a White House petition to “authorize the production of a recurring television program featuring Vice President Joe Biden.” Everyone, go sign your name to this right now and make this happen.