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Antoine Dodson ‘No Longer Into Homosexuality,’ Is Now Jewish?

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Slade Sohmer


By Slade Sohmer on May 2, 2013


We should have seen this coming when Antoine Dodson ate Chick-fil-A.

Dodson, the most exploited-yet-amusing non-talent of 2010, posted to Facebook on Thursday night that he is “no longer into homosexuality.” Why? “I want a wife and family.” But, really, why? “I am the True Chosen Hebrew Israelite descendant of Judah. And as True Israel I know that there are certain things we just can’t do. And I totally understand that now.” Sure, that makes a lot of … Wait, what? Here’s the full statement to his 362,000+ followers.

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via @SladeHV

Assuming he wasn’t hacked, and this wasn’t a prank, this is … perplexing.

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There you have it, ladies: This man is not gay, and he could be yours.

antoine dodson FB
via Antoine Dodson’s Facebook

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