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What Else Makes Newt Gingrich Weep?

Posted January 2, 2012 1:21pm by
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By now you’ve surely heard that Newt Gingrich wept on the campaign trail last week. He’s human! He’s having a Hillary moment! He’s just like us! The media, devoid of real news, ate it up.

So we started asking around: In addition to recalling the salad days Christmas choirs and the awesomeness of his late mother, what else makes Newt Gingrich weep? This is what we discovered.

Losing ground in the polls and Googling his challengers makes him weep:

Losing money makes him weep:

Losing his personal freedom makes him weep:

Know of anything else that makes Newt weep? Leave your tips in the comments below.

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