Ho hum, just another syndicated story about how the Florida DMV says there are fewer teens licensed to drive than there were 10 years ago, and … wait, a second … what the hell is her address?
If you look close enough, you’ll see that Ashlee Renee Lineberger lives at “EAT ASS” in Englewood, Florida? Is that a street? Is that right off Exit 33 on the Rim Job Expressway?
As it turns out, Y100 dropped in an old (sadly hilarious) pic as art for this piece. The real story behind this license pic took place in 2010, when Lineberger renewed her license and got this in return:
Nice work, Y100. Way to rub some salt in some old wounds of this pool girl, and way to make us pick up your excess salt and rub it into the already-stinging salt-infused wounds.
Man, sometimes the DMV can be a pain in the eaten ass.
(via Headlines That Suck)