What’s wrong with drinking? Drinking is great and fun! Well, pretty much only while you’re consuming it — before your body starts to realize how shitty it is to constantly process the poisons coursing through your liver, and before your friends realize how much it sucks talking to you when you’re an unfiltered idiot.
But what if you removed all the gross parts of drinking? You know, vomiting, failing breathalyzers, blacking out, waking up in strangers’ beds covered in horse blood and Cheerios? What if you could get drunk instantaneously, and then — snap — be sober, just like that?
Then you’d have WA/HH Quantum Sensations. It’s a spray designed by French-American scientist David Edwards, who previously came up with a flavor spray called Whif and a flavor cloud thing called Whaf. Each spray delivers just 0.075 milliliters of alcohol, but the effect is full and quick — and only lasts a few seconds. It’s like you never took it.
To alcohol: the cause of, and solution to, all of life’s problems.
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