Does This V-Neck Make Me Look Gay? The Malaysian Education Ministry has scorned one of the most powerful titans of industry with its latest doctoral thesis, “Identifying Gays: For Dummies,” in which it outlines the “symptoms” and warning signs of homosexuality and lesbianism in children. No, it’s not the Koch brothers, but someone with greater power. The V-neck industry, which is headed by the titan of the low-cut tee, the CEO of American Apparel and proprietor of the lowest-slung shirts, Dov Charney. In case you were wondering what the “symptoms of gays” are, so you could spot young homosexuals yourself, they include: • A propensity for carrying a handbag • Being in shape and having a muscular body • Tight and lightly colored clothes • Wearing V-Necks • And, lastly, this one is tantamount to the whole equation, attraction to men I ask honestly, does this look gay to you? When asked for a response to the alleged symptoms of homosexuality, Charney offered up this image. [AmericanApparel] SEE MORE: • Skinny Jeans Are Endangering Your Trouser Snake • The Most Offensive Articles of Clothing Ever Made Follow Us [Fridae] HVculture HVCulture is our bin for all things Culture.