The Money Shot: Santorum Unleashes C.U.M. on Conservatives

The Money Shot: Santorum Unleashes C.U.M.

Posted January 22, 2012 10:49am by Slade Sohmer

Tags: C.U.M., Conservatives Unite Moneybomb, fundraising, google, Recommended, Rick Santorum

The best political acronym of all-time?

That is NOT Photoshopped. It looks like more than egg might end up on Rick Santorum’s face.

When you’re looking for a money shot, an infusion of something big, it’s perhaps best to do a little research on the acronym you’ll be using, especially if your last name (according to a simple Google search) is a “The frothy mix of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the byproduct of anal sex.”

Maybe this Jeopardy! contestant can intern in the accounting department:

(via Scott @Clarknt67 Wooledge and @ProducerMatthew)

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Posted January 22, 2012 10:49am

Btorf
It’s better than Republicans Actively Philandering Everyone.
Tony pooart
Well, cum is probably a secondary ingredient in santorum material even if the main two are lube and fecal matter …
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000736697696 Stephen Smith
Real Life is better than Television
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Fredgiuliano
Wow the Republicans have done it yet again! Great job Rick Santorum, thank you for making Obama look like less of an ass, by cumming all over politics.
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