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Santorum Unleashes C.U.M.

The best political acronym of all-time?

That is NOT Photoshopped. It looks like more than egg might end up on Rick Santorum’s face.

When you’re looking for a money shot, an infusion of something big, it’s perhaps best to do a little research on the acronym you’ll be using, especially if your last name (according to a simple Google search) is a “The frothy mix of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the byproduct of anal sex.”

Maybe this Jeopardy! contestant can intern in the accounting department:

(via Scott @Clarknt67 Wooledge and @ProducerMatthew)

Slade Sohmer

Slade Sohmer is editor-in-chef of HyperVocal and co-host of SiriusXM's daily "Politics Powered By Twitter" program. Tweet him at @SladeHV.

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  1. Well, cum is probably a secondary ingredient in santorum material even if the main two are lube and fecal matter …

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  4. Wow the Republicans have done it yet again! Great job Rick Santorum, thank you for making Obama look like less of an ass, by cumming all over politics.

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