The Leslie Knope Supercut and Other Hilarious Web Treasures </noscript> Leslie Knope of “Parks and Recreation” can do anything when it comes to government, but her impressions leave something to be desired. Watch this sidesplitting supercut of her best and worst impressions. [Warming Glow] One bad apple spoils the bunch. Read the exclusive confessions of the most corrupt Apple store in America. [Gizmodo] This takes overprotective to a new level. This dad built a “Mission: Impossible”-style laser system to monitor the safety of his child in her crib. [Geekosystem] Listen to “Legitimate Rape,” the catchy anti-Akin anthem that will be stuck in your head all day. [Buzzfeed] Gallery1988 have brought us some of the best pop-culture themed art, but they’ve really outdone themselves with their latest exhibition inspired by the internet’s favorite currently airing drug drama, “Breaking Bad.” [RobotMutant] If Pixar ever wants to make a live action version of “Ratatouille,” they should call this Linguini look-alike. [The Daily What] This handy dating guide to Girlproofing your pad will keep you looking like a GQ gentleman at every turn. [The Frisky] Dog shaming is the best meme we’ve seen in a long time. Take a look at these pouty pups posing with signs that admit their bad behavior. [Daily Dot] A gift from the gods, here’s the trailer for Nicholas Cage’s new film, “Stolen.” It basically looks like “Taken” except with 100x more Nic Cage goodness. [BroBible] It looks like Annie will be whipping her hair back and forth in the revival of the popular musical, starring Willow Smith with original music by Jay-Z. [HyperVocal] Watch the athlete formerly known as Ron Artest make his “Yo Gabba Gabba” debut. [WithLeather] Watch this helpful and hilarious guide to Grinding at the RNC.[PaperMag] The good, the bad, and the ugly. Check out this ranking of convention speeches throughout history. [TheDaily] First rule of Toddler Fight Club: Don’t talk about Toddler Fight Club. Read about how three Delaware women got arrested for running a child fighting ring out of their daycare. [DeathandTaxes] Everyone’s favorite mobile game, Angry Birds, has gotten the Green Day treatment. Maybe they should consider a name change to Angsty Birds?[DogandPonyShow] Bronycon scandal erupts on Tumblr with accusations of racism and sexism at the convention. [DailyDot] Ke$ha and this sassy stuffed bobcat aren’t the only unlikely dopplegangers. Check out the rest in our list of 14 Uncommon Celebrity Look-alikes. [HyperVocal] Stop Trying to Connect Minn. State Rep. Public Sex Scandal to Todd Akin’s ‘Legitimate Rape’ Comments. Slade Sohmer’s well-reasoned defense of Kerry Gauthier. [HyperVocal] Previously: • It’s Time for a Male Birth Control Pill, and Other Web Goodness • The Real Housekeepers of Long Island, and Other Web Goodness Follow Us Greg Seals Greg Seals is a writer, and sometimes funny person. Indulge his sense of self-importance and follow @GregSeals.