Wow. What a shitty-sounding job. I was thinking about quitting my night shift moppin’ spew at Belleview Hospital, but now that I know what’s out there, not anymore.
Imagine all the thinking you might be forced to do! Here are your responsibilities:
• Draw, design, and/or animate the highly visible Google homepage doodles.
• Come up with consistently excellent creative ideas within the constraints of the our logo.
• Manage complex collaborative projects from idea, to executive pitches, to final execution in a fast-paced environment.
• Design illustrations both digitally and traditionally and in a wide range of artistic styles with great attention to detail.
You’re saying you can actually make money from thinking whimsically? Pff. Nice try, Google. Everyone knows creativity isn’t sustainable.
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