Sweet Brown, The Next Great Local News Star, Ain’t Got Time for Bronchitis “And then the smoke got me. I got bronchitis. Ain’t nobody got time for that.” –Sweet Brown Sweet Brown awoke to find a neighbor’s house on fire. Thinking quickly, she ran out of the house without shoes. Sadly, she got bronchitis she says, for which she has no time. Nobody does! </noscript> Alright, Internet, time for your remixes. We’ll start: </noscript> (via Eject via Vivek) Go on, go ’head and click and Follow Us for more updates straight to your news & nonsense feeds. MORE GREAT STUFF FOR YOUR PERUSAL: • ‘We ♥ Yu Long Time’ Sign Greets Japanese Import Darvish: Funny, Racist or Dumb? • WATCH: 7th Grade Hero Stops School Bus After Driver Passes Out Behind the Wheel • Meet the Man Who Predicted Facebook Would Buy Instagram in 2012 • What It’s Like When a 15-Foot Shark Circles Your Little Fishing Boat • Photo of the Day: Why Nature Is Way Cooler Than You’ll Ever Be • Watch This Poor Girl Get Blown Into a Wall By a Plane Engine • Brazil’s Superior Court of Justice Rules Having Sex With 12-Year-Old Girls May Not Be a Crime