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Sweet Brown, The Next Great Local News Star, Ain’t Got Time for Bronchitis

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“And then the smoke got me. I got bronchitis. Ain’t nobody got time for that.” –Sweet Brown

Sweet Brown awoke to find a neighbor’s house on fire. Thinking quickly, she ran out of the house without shoes. Sadly, she got bronchitis she says, for which she has no time. Nobody does!

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