Is this what they mean by “too much teeth”? A 74-year-old man known as Chen was finishing up sexytimes with a 62-year-old prostitute in Taiwan when he collapsed, reported AsiaOne News. The woman said Chen had just paid her when he “fell back onto the bed. His eyes were open but he was not moving although I shook his body and tried to wake him up.” At the hospital, doctors pronounced the man dead — and then found his dentures stuck in his throat.

Good for you, old man. Some would say you’re a bit long in the tooth (sorry) for a 30-minute love session with a lady of the night who’s 12 years your junior, but you didn’t care. If you’re gonna go out, you might as well go out the hard way — by putting the sex in a sexagenarian. I’m just sorry it had to be so painful and unsexy and totally preventable, but you must have been doing something right if you managed to dislodge your chompers.

Chen joins the ranks of other legendary figures who died in bed, including Attila the Hun (got punched in the nose mid-coitus), Nelson Rockefeller (had a heart attack in congress with a mistress), David Carradine (probably autoerotic asphyxiation) and soccer star Kevin-Prince Boateng, who was sidelined for a month after a marathon session with his girlfriend, model Melissa Satta, left him injured.

 
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