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What Mitt Romney Is Up To When He’s Not Pumping His Own Gas

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By HVpolitics on November 20, 2012

Looky looky! Redditor mkb95 ran into a post-election Mitt Romney at a gas station in La Jolla, California (no gifts were handed out). Romney, who looks like Bruce Campbell on a bender, engaged this human “for a good three minutes while he was filling his tank,” mkb95 reported.

via mkb95/Reddit

The timing of this chance encounter is perfect. We embedded our main man @SteveTConroy in one of Romney’s houses following the GOP nominee’s election defeat two weeks ago, and this morning he sent over this batch of photos showing us what Romney has been up to. Seems legit.

Sad Mitt:

The Mitt Abides:

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Self-Destructive Mitt Nolte:

Happy Scrooge McMitt:

As for President Obama, he’s just yawning his way through this post:

AP Photo/Carolyn Kaster

Or whatever that is (is he hate-eating an invisible ice cream cone?).

It’s Half-Mast Wednesday
Behold: Romney Face Tattoo Guy

[idea h/t to @bencoffeyclark]

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