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Reddit Decides It’s Time for a Certain Scientologist Actor to Come Out

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By Oren Weingrod
July 17, 2012 at 12:14 pm



Sexuality is a complicated issue, and, as we all know, the Internet is just about the best place to discuss it. That’s why, when Reddit user elkresurgence asked “Which famous person needs to come out already?,” the public responded with thoughtful answers about how human sexuality is truly a spectrum and not the binary we are used to discussing, and how as a public we have no right to demand such personal information from our entertainers. Some Redditors even brought up the feminist theory of Simone de Beauvoir and other thinkers to make their case.

Just kidding, every single person wrote Tom Cruise.

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The “Mission: Impossible” star has apparently earned the ire of the hivemind, with the majority of all Tom Cruise writing Tom Cruise that Tom Cruise —

Sorry about that. What I meant to say was that TOM CRUISE TOM CRUISE TOM CRUISE TOM CRUISE TOM CRUISE TOM CRUISE TOM CRUISE TOM CRUISE TOM CRUISE TOM CRUISE TOM CRUISE TOM CRUISE TOM CRUISE TOM CRUISE CRUISE, TOM TOM CRUISE JERRY MAGUIRE THE KID FROM “RISKY BUSINESS” SPECIAL AGENT ETHAN HUNT TOM CRUISE KATIE HOLMES’ EX-WIFE

God, I don’t know what just came over me. That was strange.

[Reddit]

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