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Pornhub.com Offers Justin Bieber Free Premium Membership for 18th Birthday

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By HVnews
March 2, 2012 at 9:55 am



Happy 18th birthday (yesterday), Biebs, you angelic little multimillionaire turd. What sort of #swag did admirers bestow upon the golden-voiced Canadian hair gel enthusiast? A $100,000 2012 Fisker Karma, the first all-electric luxury car, for one. Because he definitely couldn’t afford it himself.

But what may be the greatest gift of all came via tweet: Pornhub.com offered the now-legal star a free premium membership, saying, “Welcome to the dark side.” Because what do you give the guy who has everything? An orgasm, I guess. Now he’ll have something to do in his two new L.A. houses (when his mom isn’t around).

I can’t even imagine what a premium membership entails. Videos so high-definition, Tori Black comes out of the screen and fellates you, maybe.

What do you think? Will Bieber take it? And if he does, will we ever find out? And what will Selena think?
 


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