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Porn Star Jenna Jameson Endorses Romney; Jobs Jokes Write Themselves

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By HVpolitics
August 3, 2012 at 12:03 pm




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On the same day a man named Dong Dong took gold in trampoline, adult-film legend Jenna Jameson announced she’s endorsing Mitt Romney for president so she can keep her low tax rate. It’s all about the money shot with those porn-star millionaires.

“I’m very looking forward to a Republican being back in office,” Jameson said at a San Francisco strip club. “When you’re rich, you want a Republican in office.”

Romney does indeed want to keep the current tax rates for all Americans while President Obama is campaigning on raising taxes on income above $250,000.

She’s not the only porn star who’s soft for Mittens. Ron Jeremy told the Boston Herald he’ll vote for Obama this fall, but he thinks Romney is a “good man” and an “amazing father.”

Hell, no matter who’s elected, here’s a throbbing, meaty jobs initiative waiting to happen.

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