Pizza Hut Middle East Embedding Mini-Cheeseburgers In Crust For all the war hawks who want to carpet-bomb the Middle East, perhaps this piece of caloric evidence that we’re not so different after all will lead to cooler heads prevailing. The Middle East, where they nestle mini-cheeseburgers in their pizza crust! Prepare to be amazed by Pizza Hut’s Crown Crust Pizza, which is enough to make you Amazon Prime yourself a stomach pump. </noscript> C’mon, Us Weekly, howsabout a spread called “The Middle East: They’re just like us!”? HV contributor Greg Seals writes us to say, “Just reading that story makes me feel fat(wa).” Go on, go ’head and click and Follow Us for more updates straight to your news & nonsense feeds. THE BEST STUFF OF THE DAY: • AshleyMadison.com Offers $1 Million to Any Woman Who Can Prove She Sexed Up Tebow • Hero Dad Exposes Educators Who Verbally Abused Autistic Son • If Tina Fey and Michael Cera Had a Daughter? • Oh, Nothing, Just a Frog Sitting on a Bench Like a Human • Don’t You Want to See Jon Hamm, Weird Al and Pete Campbell Bowl Together? • Get Informed on CISPA: The New Cybersecurity Bill That Could Change Your Life • 10 Books About Mining That Sound Like Porn Slade Sohmer Slade Sohmer is editor-in-chief of HyperVocal and co-host of SiriusXM's daily "Politics Powered By Twitter" program. Tweet him at @SladeHV.