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Pizza Hut Middle East Puts Mini-Cheeseburgers In Crust, Throws Down Caloric Gauntlet

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Slade Sohmer

By Slade Sohmer on April 24, 2012

For all the war hawks who want to carpet-bomb the Middle East, perhaps this piece of caloric evidence that we’re not so different after all will lead to cooler heads prevailing.

The Middle East, where they nestle mini-cheeseburgers in their pizza crust! Prepare to be amazed by Pizza Hut’s Crown Crust Pizza, which is enough to make you Amazon Prime yourself a stomach pump.

C’mon, Us Weekly, howsabout a spread called “The Middle East: They’re just like us!”?

HV contributor Greg Seals writes us to say, “Just reading that story makes me feel fat(wa).”


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