One Direction Drive Ferraris, and You’re Combing the Couch for Gas Money SHARE: Tweet Eighteen-year-old One Direction moptop Harry Styles was spotted cruising around Beverly Hills in a brand-new $200,000 Ferrari California. Coincidentally, you were spotted dragging your out-of-shape, sack-of-shit body into the shower for only the fourth time since moving back home. Gee, if only you could write a song as good as “What Makes You Beautiful.” [TMZ] UPDATE: Lance Bass has been there before, and he has some advice for Styles: You have one album with a single hit song on it. Dude, you’re an idiot. Save your money. SEE MORE: • Malia Obama Took the Secret Service to a One Direction Show • 5 Gay Porn Actors Who Look Like One Direction MOST RECENT BY Cooper Fleishman:How to Use Comic SansThe 10 Meanest Autocorrect PranksWho's More Employable: Romney Face-Tattoo Guy or This Czech Presidential Candidate?