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One Direction Drive Ferraris, and You’re Looking Through Couch Cushions for Gas Money

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By Cooper Fleishman on June 26, 2012

Eighteen-year-old One Direction moptop Harry Styles was spotted cruising around Beverly Hills in a brand-new $200,000 Ferrari California. Coincidentally, you were spotted dragging your out-of-shape, sack-of-shit body into the shower for only the fourth time since moving back home.

Gee, if only you could write a song as good as “What Makes You Beautiful.”


UPDATE: Lance Bass has been there before, and he has some advice for Styles: You have one album with a single hit song on it. Dude, you’re an idiot. Save your money.

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