Eighteen-year-old One Direction moptop Harry Styles was spotted cruising around Beverly Hills in a brand-new $200,000 Ferrari California. Coincidentally, you were spotted dragging your out-of-shape, sack-of-shit body into the shower for only the fourth time since moving back home.
Gee, if only you could write a song as good as “What Makes You Beautiful.”TMZ]
UPDATE: Lance Bass has been there before, and he has some advice for Styles: You have one album with a single hit song on it. Dude, you’re an idiot. Save your money.