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Obama, Romney to Have Private Lunch at White House on Thursday


Slade Sohmer

By Slade Sohmer
November 28, 2012 at 10:17 am

Mitt Romney will get to have a White House lunch after all. But just one.

President Obama and the defeated Republican challenger will share a closed-door lunch in the Private Dining Room on the Residence level of the Executive Mansion, the White House said in a brief statement on Wednesday. No press or photographers allowed, but surely official photographer Pete Souza will release a photo or two on the Flickr feed.

First, Romney needs to clean himself up from his post-election sloth:

A Romney aide said, “It was a gracious invitation from the president, which Mitt Romney was glad to accept,” BuzzFeed’s Zeke Miller tweeted.

The easy joke: Crow will be served.
The medium joke: What “gifts” will Obama bestow on Romney?
The hard joke: _____________________.

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