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N.Y. DA’s Mustache Should Have Been the First Sign He Was in ’70s Porn

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By HVentertainment
November 19, 2012 at 11:07 am



Meet your newly reelected Cortland County District Attorney Mark Suben.

Though you might know him better as Gus Thomas (the most unimaginative porn name ever) if you raided your dad’s sweet stash of VHS porn hidden in the box in the garage marked “oil rags.” While Suben might have an illustrious legal career, having acted as city court judge, city corporation counsel and a county attorney, it’s nothing compared his even more impressive IMDb page, which features titles such as Deep Throat Part II, Bedroom Bedlam, and Devil’s Due, a sampling of which can be seen in the SFW video below:

Suben had been serving as the District Attorney in Upstate New York since 2008. During his second campaign, allegations of his involvement in the Mustache Ride Industry surfaced, yet he denied them in the days before this year’s election. On Friday, Suben held a press conference apologizing for lying to the press and confirming that he had not only been involved in porn in the early ’70s, but a number of other acting roles.

“I was an actor in adult films for a short period in the early 70s. I was also an actor in other venues including off Broadway, soap operas and commercial advertisements.”

He did not hand out head shots (pictured below) and copies of his reel.

While a leap from ’70s porn star with a thicket of chest hair as dense as the amazon to upstate District Attorney might seem like an odd switch in career path, Suben has merely been employing his method acting skills for when he’s called upon to star in the forthcoming parody Law & Order: BDSM.

According to his spokesperson, Aimee Milks, he will not resign. He is, however, open to reading for new roles.

SEE MORE:
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