The Best of the Apple 'Longphone' Meme Apple released the new iPhone yesterday. It’s like the old iPhone, but it’s … long. Really long. NEXT: What Really Happened at the iPhone 5 Event? Follow Us It might be the longest thing to ever happen. Sometimes it can be a little dangerous. How long is it, really? Wow. So … how was it made? Then came the event. Some weird stuff happened. Follow Us Taking close-up images is a little tough. This was an early prototype. Scumbag Steve preordered it. The new Apple Longphone. It’s really beautiful. Slated for September 2013: The Apple Longphone S. Follow Us SEE MORE: • iPhone Autocorrect Hack: The Best Way to Troll Your Spouse • Elephants! Now That’s How You Sell a Non-iPad • 10 Snarkiest Tweets About the New iPad • Google’s Now Kicks Apple’s Siri’s Ass [images via] HVculture HVCulture is our bin for all things Culture.