Apple released the new iPhone yesterday. It’s like the old iPhone, but it’s … long.
It might be the longest thing to ever happen.
Sometimes it can be a little dangerous.
How long is it, really?
Wow. So … how was it made?
Then came the event. Some weird stuff happened.
Taking close-up images is a little tough.
This was an early prototype.
Scumbag Steve preordered it.
The new Apple Longphone. It’s really beautiful.
Slated for September 2013: The Apple Longphone S.