Kate Middleton & Husband to Make a Blue Ivy of Their Own, Palace Says SHARE: Tweet There is no other news today. Not Costas hating on guns. Not the Pope on Twitter. Not The Daily shutting down. Nothing. This is not a drill. Apparently Prince William loves Kate Middleton so much he took her behind the middle school and got it pregnant. Follow Us Kate and William are about to welcome a Blue Ivy of their own: Their Royal Highnesses The Duke and Duchess of Cambridge are very pleased to announce that The Duchess of Cambridge is expecting a baby. The Queen, The Duke of Edinburgh, The Prince of Wales, The Duchess of Cornwall and Prince Harry and members of both families are delighted with the news. The Duchess was admitted this afternoon to King Edward VII Hospital in Central London with Hyperemesis Gravidarum [very acute morning sickness]. As the pregnancy is in its very early stages, Her Royal Highness is expected to stay in hospital for several days and will require a period of rest thereafter. Dayum, now Price Harry’s gonna be a FOURTH wheel. And a drunk uncle! Godspeed, Baron Carrickfergus. Best to your lively wife. PM: “I’m delighted by the news that the Duke & Duchess of Cambridge are expecting a baby. They will make wonderful parents.” #royalbaby — UK Prime Minister (@Number10gov) December 3, 2012 Follow Us MOST RECENT BY Slade Sohmer:The New White House Christmas CardSmokin' Teaser: House of Cards to Return on Valentine's Day 2014Ellsbury Dough Boy Was Kinda Easy, Eh? Slade Sohmer Slade Sohmer is editor-in-chief of HyperVocal and co-host of SiriusXM's daily "Politics Powered By Twitter" program. Tweet him at @SladeHV.