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MTV’s ‘Jersey Shore’ Sandy Fundraiser and More Web Goodness

Call it God having a sense of irony or simply an act of cruel fate: In all the destruction and devastation that befell New Jersey at the hands of Sandy, the Jersey Shore house remained almost pristinely untouched. Yet MTV realizes that the residents of Seaside Heights weathered multiple seasons of STDs and drunken brawls and want to do their part to give back to the community.

So the channel has planned a fundraiser, featuring the cast of Jersey Shore, titled “Restore the Shore,” to air live next Thursday. It takes tremendous restraint to not pick all the low-hanging fruit on this story (so low it’s practically subterranean), but I will refrain, because any efforts to help rebuild is a step in the right direction.

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