Redditor Bcoy15 spotted these at his local pet store:
From LoveaDog.com: Pugz are breathable and comfy shoes for your dog to enjoy. They are made out of faux leather and faux wool. Each shoe has an adjustable hook and loop strap to secure fit. These shoes protect the dog’s paws from harsh weather conditions, while keeping them warm and dry. Cushioned by the soft, breathable fabric, dog claws will no longer scratch hard wood floors.
Wow, just what we were looking for! Are there doggie jeans or leggings you can tuck into the Pugz? Are your fancy princess poopsie poodles OK with other dogs making fun of them? And are they gonna strut around, barking, “OMG, you don’t even know, they’re so comfortable!”?
… Not that we’d know or anything.