Headlines That Suck: Newt Pitt, Sponge Bob Acid & Big Penetrators Sometimes in life Newt Gingrich says Brad Pitt should play him in a movie. Sometimes Keira Knightly gets paid to Skype ‘O faces’ to people. Sometimes five dudes get busted for hiding 950 hits of acid in a Sponge Bob Square Pants children’s book. In these times, Headlines that Suck is there for you. Headline Czar Charlie Berens rounds up the best of the worst from this hilarious week… Please make sure to subscribe to the Headlines That Suck YouTube channel. If you happen to see any headlines that suck, go ahead and submit them to Headlines That Suck. Even if you don’t see any winners, go over there and mock the existing ones in the Punchlines section. And, oh don’t forget to follow @HTSuck on Twitter and become a fan of HTS on Facebook.