If you’re unfamiliar with “dogging,” just know it’s a British euphemism for when random people meet in public spaces to have sex with strangers or watch strangers have sex with other strangers.
Yeah, totally, we know what you’re thinking: That’s pretty hot.
So given the context, this might just be the best headline of 2012 thus far:
Clearly doggers prefer the unkempt bush.
Well done, Northampton Chronicle! But, whoa, could it be? Did they get complaints? No more than a few minutes after we took this screenshot, the Chronicle‘s editors changed up on us:
If you want to have some fun making punchlines for this headline, that’s what we do every day over at Headlines That Suck. Head on over and play around (and watch others play).