Halloween: The Show Must Go On

Halloween on the East Coast is all FUBAR.

We’ll always remember Halloween 2012 as the year in which Superstorm Sandy turned the Northeast into a Waterworld set, making it unsafe for millions of kids to don their gay apparel and knock on doors. But in a return to normalcy, Halloween will continue as planned, around the country in unaffected areas in as many eastern seaboard neighborhoods as possible where the show will and must go on.

So either get dressed up as NJ Gov. Chris Christie and hand the election over to Barack Obama like candy to kids with well-timed bipartisanship or check out our best Halloween 2012 stories below.

UPDATE: Christie postponed Halloween. It will be Monday.

CLICK: Trick or Treat, B*tch! Check Out the Official ‘Breaking Bad’ Halloween Guide

CLICK: The Evolution of Girls’ Halloween Costumes

CLICK: This Analrapist Just Blue Himself

CLICK: Paul Ryan’s Halloween Workout

CLICK: The Top 10 Most Offensive Halloween Costumes for Men

CLICK: eBay Seller Posts Disturbingly Real James Holmes Mask

BUT, WAIT, THERE’S MORE:
• Make Your Own DIY Candy Corn Dildo This Halloween
• Is Your Halloween Costume Racist?
• Watch a Girl Use Makeup to Transform Herself Into Drake
• 2012 In Halloween Costumes

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