Guantánamo Bay Prisoners Really Love ‘The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air’ Here’s a mindgrape-crushing info nugget from today’s Miami Herald: “Harry Potter books are passé among the prisoners. The adventures of the boy wizard have been supplanted by early episodes of Will Smith’s 1990s TV comedy, The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air, as a popular way to pass time among the 168 captives now in their second decade of U.S. detention. ‘I just ordered all six seasons,’ says librarian Milton, a Defense Department contractor who gives only his first name to visiting journalists.” So, natch, we did this. Sing along: Now this is a story all about how The infidels flipped me upside down And I’d like to take a minute just sit down, yo I’ll tell you how I became a prisoner at a camp called GITMO In Saudi Arabia, born and raised Hatin’ women is how I spent most of my days Chillin’ out, maxin’, relaxin’ at mi casa, Yellin’ ‘Death to the West’ outside the madrassa When a couple of yanks who were up to no good Started making trouble in my holy hood I got in one li’l jihad screamin’ “We hate ham!” Then Rummy said “We’re moving you to Cuba to live with Uncle Sam” When I whistled for a cab after the attack The license plate said HANNITY and it had Truck Nutz on the back It was like this cabbie had his own passion play But I thought, “Naw forget it, yo homes to the Bay!” I pulled up to the jail about 7 or 8 I yelled to the cabby “Yo, homes, waterboard me later” In my bright orange jumpsuit I was all aglow Now I sit on my throne as the Prince of GITMO. SEE ALSO: • Will Smith Leads BBC Audience in ‘Fresh Prince’ Sing-along • Alfonso Ribeiro Leads “Carlton Dance” Flash Mob • Slappy Will Smith Does Not Want Ukrainian Men Kissing Him • This Baby Is Gettin’ Jiggy Wit It Slade Sohmer Slade Sohmer is editor-in-chief of HyperVocal and co-host of SiriusXM's daily "Politics Powered By Twitter" program. Tweet him at @SladeHV.