Goldman Sachs Op-Ed-Writing Quitter Gets Taiwanese Animation Treatment A 12-year veteran of Goldman Sachs on Wednesday wrote a scathing editorial for The New York Times about his resignation from the finance giant, in which he blasts the company for putting client interests secondary to profits. In other news, Darth Vader announced he is leaving the Empire. So what did the glorious animators at NMA TV do in honor of Goldman Sachs executive director Greg Smith, who wrote that the “toxic and destructive” atmosphere is not what it was when he first arrived back in the client-friendly days in 2000? They made him into Jerry Maguire, of course: </noscript> Because it seemed so self-serving and opportunistic, we had some fun with Smith, too. We imagined that Smith inspired former New York Knicks head coach Mike D’Antoni to write an op-ed piece of his own walking out the door. And here are some other op-ed we might expect from The Times this week: Why I’m Leaving Facebook, by Single Guy in His Late 30s Why I’m Leaving the GOP, by Majority Whip Why I’m Leaving West Baltimore, by Slim Charles Why I’m Leaving This Thanksgiving Dinner, by Liberal College Kid Sitting Next to Racist Uncle Gary Why I’m Leaving the New York Mets, by Director of Scouting Why I’m Leaving Jersey Shore, by Junior Associate in MTV’s Standards & Practices Why I’m Leaving This Skrillex show, by An Epileptic Why I’m Leaving Fox News, by Shep Smith Why I’m Leaving Apple, by 13-Year-Old Foxconn Employee Why I’m Pulling My Ads From The Rush Limbaugh Show, by Lifelock and Lear Financial Why I’m Leaving Penn State Football, by Mike McQueary MORE STORIES YOU’LL LOVE: • 10 Outrageous Rush Limbaugh Quotes That Didn’t Cause His Sponsors to Flee • The Corporate 1 Percent: Just 147 Companies Control 40% of Global Economy • NYU Student’s Wall Street Cover Letter Includes Bench Press Accomplishments & Pull-Up Count