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You Got Your Twitter Account Suspended. Now You Must Learn Hebrew

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By Sam Schieren on June 25, 2012

As I was trying to reactivate my Twitter account after getting suspended (did you know new accounts get flagged for multiple cc’s?), I was asked to confirm that I was, in fact, human. Like any normal Homosapien non-robot might do, I fudged the first entry, prompting Twitter and its Captcha counterpart to give me another chance. Only this time, they decided to test my knowledge of an ancient Biblical language. Twitter doesn’t mess around.

I’m half-Jewish — as Henry Hill would say, “only the good half” — and was never Bar Mitzvahed.

I failed again.

Although I guess it could’ve been worse …

Follow Sam on his super-shady Twitter here.

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