Fred Willard Jokes With Fallon About Alleged Lewd Act in Porn Theater Jimmy Fallon: Well, the movie you went to see — was it The Firm? Fred Willard: No. JF: Was it Free Willy? FW: No. JF: Was it Anaconda? FW: No. Sadly, it was Get Shorty. JF: But I think at the end of that movie, someone gets whacked. </noscript> Veteran actor Fred Willard agreed to appear on “Late Night With Jimmy Fallon” on Thursday, giving the 78-year-old a chance to laugh off the ‘Pee-Wee Porn Theater Incident‘ that resulted in the loss of his PBS gig. The Roots set the table perfectly: Willard walked out to the “Diff’rent Strokes” theme. From there it was a slew of self-deprecating jokes, cinema wordplay and a showcase of one of the world’s best improvisers trying to resurrect his good name with one a quick interview on a late-night comedy show. Willard’s lines — like “That’s the last time I’m going to listen to my wife when she says, ‘Why don’t you go out and see a movie?’” — landed beautifully. Willard did get serious, though. “It’s very embarrassing, embarrassing as hell,” he told Fallon. “But let me say this: nothing happened.” And just like he said earlier in the week via Twitter, he maintains “I did nothing wrong, everything’s being sorted out as we speak.” SEE ALSO: • Fred Willard Arrested for Gettin’ His Pee Wee Herman On • Naked Masturbating Driver Had Toy Gun Inside Him “I’m trying to laugh it off,” he said. “But my summary of the evening is that it’s an interesting theater, boring movie, and a great place to take a nap.” Whether Willard was taking a nap or actually engaging in an alleged lewd act, one of these days we should have a quick chat with police about why they’re arresting people for masturbating in porn theaters — isn’t that what you’re supposed to do there? What is the real crime? Silly. SEE ALSO: • Ernest Borgnine Revealed Secret to Old Age: Masturbation • KONY Filmmaker’s Wife Blames Haters for Hubby’s Naked Freakout • What’s Up With This Serial Starbucks Masturbator? • Hey, Oklahoma Judge, Not Okay to Use a Penis Pump in Court