Professional Fox Business race-baiter Eric Bolling is the classy dude who conveniently forgot 9/11 ever happened, got excited when a friend’s death paved the way for him to be on a list nobody cares about, got owned by The Muppets, and said President Obama likes to host “hoods” in the “hizzy.”

Bolling took his tired schtick to the always-in-character Fox & Friends Faux Outrage Hour on Thursday, where he discussed a recent appearance by Rep. Maxine Waters. The Democratic congresswoman made a speech where she expressed her desire to be the chairperson of the House Committee on Financial Services, then referred to Republican leaders John Boehner and Eric Cantor as “demons.”

That didn’t sit too well with Bolling. “Congresswoman, you saw what happened to Whitney Houston,” he began. “Step away from the crack pipe. Step away from the Xanax,” he said.

If Bolling were truly funny, he would have dropped a “Crack is Whack!” in there. Alas.

As you can see, Bolling later apologized for his flippant remark, explaining to viewers after a commercial break that he was just “kidding about the crack pipe.” He sure kids a lot.

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