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‘Fifty Shades of Grey’ as a Comedy, and Other Web Goodness

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By Greg Seals on August 22, 2012

Watch Paul Scheer’s uproarious screen test as he portrays Fifty Shades of Grey‘s Christian Grey. Scheer proves the writing works much better as a comedy than a trashy romantic novel.

Who better to keep the dream of the ’90s alive in Portland than Chloe Sevigny. The actress will join the cast of “Portlandia” for the show’s third season. [PaperMag]

Can you guess which state buys the most sex toys? It’s the last state you’d expect. [Refinery29]

This ridiculously entertaining roommate feud brought to you by Reddit will make you glad you decided to live by yourself. [BroBible]

Russia, you never cease to amaze us. Watch this adult-sized man ride a doll-size bike. [TheDailyWhat]

Spider-man and Mary Jane are celebrating 25 years of blissful marriage. Stan Lee officiated the ceremony of the two back in 1987 at Shea Stadium. Watch the bizzare nuptials here. [RobotMutant]

The good folks over at MotherJones have put together this informative and “legitimate” flow chart of conception according to conservative male lawmakers. [MotherJones]

Finding a a strong Wi-Fi signal will no longer be a pain in the ass. Israeli biblical theme park turns donkeys into Wi-Fi hotspots. [Geekosystem]

Don’t miss these 20 phenomenal photos of the massive Monarch Butterfly migration. [Environmental Graffiti]

Can men and women be “just friends”? HV’s own Cooper Fleishman delves into the urban legend of the “Friendzone” to see if it has any merit. [HyperVocal]

Ryan Gosling is dressed as a 1940s gangster for his new movie “Gangster Squad.” The collective knees of the internet weaken in awe. [Hollywire]

Jaws and other shark attacks are just one of the 15 “Legitimate” things women’s magical vaginas can shut down. Don’t miss the rest. [HyperVocal]

NBC has announced that this will be the last season of all-star comedy “The Office.” Take a look back on 20 Reminders of Why We Fell In Love With “The Office.” [Warming Glow]

Now see the mug shots of the women arrested in Delaware for running a toddler fight club. [WithLeather]

Life imitates art as LL Cool J, rapper of “Momma Said Knock You Out,” broke the nose and jaw of a home invader. [FilmDrunk]

Subreddit R/ExplainLikeIAmA combines two corners of the web into the most amusing thing you’ll see all day. [DailyDot]

Bo, the FDOTUS (First Dog of the United States), is rumored to be fat. Apparently, the Portuguese water dog has been enjoying too many milkbones. Perhaps Michelle Obama should change her champion the cause of dog obesity instead. [DeathandTaxes]

Prince Harry partied “Real World”-style in Vegas this past weekend resulting in some leaked naked photos. Watch as our intrepid HyperVentilate chief Greg Seals brings you all the full-frontal photos the internet has been clamoring for … well, kind of. [HyperVocal]

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