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Blowjob-Faking Fan Behind Home Plate Pretends to Suck As Much As the Cubs Really Do

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By HVsports
September 18, 2012 at 3:43 pm



Great find by our awesome friends at Death and Taxes: “During a rain-delayed Pirates vs Cubs game at Chicago’s Wrigley Field, a fan managed to sneak his way to the seats behind home plate to make blowjob faces for the entire ninth inning. Both the Pirates and the Cubs franchises are not exactly known for winning. That fact, combined with a rain delay, meant that the game was shown particularly late at night.”

The Cubs are 31 games under .500. But this dude sucks more.

Congrats, dude, you’re as mature as this kid.

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Paging Yunel Escobar!


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