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Even Dr. Ruth Is Feeling the Linsanity

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Slade Sohmer

By Slade Sohmer
February 16, 2012 at 12:46 pm



You may be going Linsane. Puns! President Obama’s feeling the Linsation. Puns! Almost everybody on the interwebs is focusing their attention on the Most Linteresting Man in the World. Puns!

And now that includes famed diminutive sex therapist, Dr. Ruth Westheimer. The cultural icon just blasted out four hilarious, sexytime Jeremy Lin-related tweets to her nearly 35,000 followers.

Any time an 83-year-old thrice-married grandmother can invoke America’s newest toy in tweets about premature ejaculation, anal sex and multi-positional basketball puns, you best be listening. Not for nothing, but how many old people’s bucket lists is “nailing Dr. Ruth from behind” on right now?

Unrelated fun fact: The 4’7” Dr Ruth is a trained military sniper.

 


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