And now that includes famed diminutive sex therapist, Dr. Ruth Westheimer. The cultural icon just blasted out four hilarious, sexytime Jeremy Lin-related tweets to her nearly 35,000 followers.
Any time an 83-year-old thrice-married grandmother can invoke America’s newest toy in tweets about premature ejaculation, anal sex and multi-positional basketball puns, you best be listening. Not for nothing, but how many old people’s bucket lists is “nailing Dr. Ruth from behind” on right now?
Unrelated fun fact: The 4’7” Dr Ruth is a trained military sniper.
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