Stat of the Day: El Salvador Celebrates First Murder-Free Day in Three Years “After years when the number of murders reached alarming levels of up to 18 per day, we saw not one homicide in the country,” El Salvador President Mauricio Funes about a murder-free Saturday Nobody was murdered in El Salvador on Saturday. Not one murder. That made Saturday the first day without a murder in the Central American nation of six million in THREE YEARS. (photo via Jose Cabezas / AFP – Getty Images) “Rival gangs operating in El Salvador called a truce last month and bloodshed between the country’s two most powerful gangs, Mara Salvatrucha and gang Mara 18, has abated,” Reuters reported. Pretty soon all Saturdays in El Salvador will look like Frank the Tank’s: “Well, um, actually a pretty nice little Saturday, we’re going to go to Home Depot. Yeah, buy some wallpaper, maybe get some flooring, stuff like that. Maybe Bed, Bath, & Beyond, I don’t know, I don’t know if we’ll have enough time.” </noscript> Go ’head and click and Follow Us for more updates straight to your news & nonsense feeds. MORE GOOD STUFF WORTH CLICKING ON: • We Dare You to Find a More Disturbing ‘Spider-Man’ Panel • Not Safe for Life: This Is the Most Insane Piercing You’ll Ever See • How Insane Do You Have to Be to Claim Self-Defense in Mass Murder of 77? • Wounded South African Vet to Climb Mount Everest With Special ‘Ice Axe Arm’